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My Cat’s Manifesto to Rule Our Home, and the Universe

by Emily Buys Leave a Comment

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Fresh Step Lightweight Extreme Litter. All opinions are 100% mine.

When feeding my cats the other morning, I noticed a piece of paper rolled up carefully and placed neatly near the water bowl. Curious, I opened it up and found this:

The Cat’s Manifesto:

I declare, that we must live in a world where the cat food is always moist and the milk always runs freely.

I declare that we must seek to eradicate all those pesky birds that taunt us cats then fly away seconds before we catch them.

I declare the freedom to settle in the place that we see fit, be that the couch, the bed or a human’s head.

I declare the right to jump on your counters, back, head or wherever else I find the need without fear of retribution.

I declare that humans be on constant alert to the needs, cares, and whims of their beloved cat.

I declare cat nip to be the new official scent of the home.

I declare that cat litter will always be absorbent and odor free and that we will never need to suffer with a smelly litter box.

I declare cats to be the ultimate rulers of the universe and that dogs are banished to whatever black hole we choose for them.

With Earnestness, Henri

I was a little taken aback, to say the least. For one thing, when did my cat learn to write, especially with such prose and elegance? She is practically the next Charlotte Bronte. After the shock wore off, I decided to sit down and see if I could negotiate on a few of the terms. As I could tell that my cat meant business, I decided to bring a secret weapon to the box (litter box).

You see, I had recently spotted a new formula of my favorite brand of cat litter, Fresh Step®, at Target. This formula, Fresh Step® Lightweight Extreme Litter, has an amazing ability to control odors and has great absorption and clumping performance, making it the strongest odor control by a lightweight litter. Plus (and don’t tell Henri this) it is 30% lighter making it easier to lift, carry and pour.

I prepared for my little human-to-cat discussion by prepping the litter box with new Fresh Step® Lightweight Extreme Litter. It worked like a charm! I showed Henri the new litter and she immediately offered to drop the rest of the her demands in exchange for my commitment to switch to this formula! I call that a win! Ahhh the sweet smell of success (uninhibited by cat odors, thanks to Fresh Step® Lightweight Extreme Litter).

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